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1、为什么孙悟空大闹天宫时无敌，而取经时次次搬救兵？
答：可以参考宋江，当他被整编为大宋政府军第108集团军中将司令之后，征方腊就损兵折将。但是之前，他进攻大宋政府军的时候，所向披靡。这个变化，就叫做体制化。另外，孙悟空之前是一个自由职业者，听从了观音的建议后，成了一名职员。职员工作时，不借用其他友邻部门的力量，而要单打独斗，那才是怪事。

2、为什么唐僧每次都不相信悟空的话，非要说别人不是妖精？
答：观世音把孙悟空交给他时交代过，这个人有历史问题，不能轻易信任，唐僧忠实地执行了这一命令。他清楚地知道，自己作为孙悟空的直接上级，冤枉孙悟空一万次都没有关系，大不了你辞职走人嘛。但是，唐僧绝对不敢得罪自己的直属领导观世音。
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NAT Order of Operation

Introduction

This document illustrates that the order in which transactions are processed using Network Address Translation (NAT) is based on whether a packet is going from the inside network to the outside network, or from the outside network to the inside network.

Prerequisites

Requirements

Readers of this document should have knowledge of the following topic:

  • Network Address Translation (NAT). For more information on NAT, see How NAT Works.

Components Used

This document is not restricted to specific software and hardware versions.

Note: The information in this document is based on the Software Version, Cisco IOS® Software Release 12.2(27)

Conventions

For more information on document conventions, refer to the Cisco Technical Tips Conventions.

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